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SLOP

UCLA Bollywood-fusion dance championship movie that time-traveled from 2011.

sentenced 2026-09-25 by the issue

The Setup

Two childhood friends (Maitreyi Ramakrishnan and Priyanka Kedia) arrive at UCLA as freshmen and try out for the campus Bollywood-fusion dance team, angling for a shot at the national collegiate championship. Lena Khan directs. First-time feature writers Hasan Minhaj and Prashanth Venkataramanujam wrote the script, and Minhaj shows up on screen alongside Lilly Singh, Janina Gavankar, Chaneil Kular, and Ankur Rathee. First act: campus arrival, tryouts, the team's pecking order, and the first hairline crack between the two friends. That's the premise.

What It Gets Right

The dancing. Actually the dancing. Choreography pulls from Kuthu, Bharatanatyam, Pakistani-influenced styles, and hip-hop, and the fusion routines have real footwork behind them, not the montage-blur most Netflix dance movies settle for. Maitreyi Ramakrishnan is running a different register than her Never Have I Ever mode; Khan told her to bring "Channing Tatum energy," and you can see her chasing it in the numbers. Priyanka Kedia is the more compelling lead in her quieter beats. When the movie shuts up and lets a routine breathe, it works. Lilly Singh gets one or two genuinely funny reads as an alum.

What Doesn't Work

Everything between the numbers. The script hits every collegiate-sports-movie beat on the exact frame you expect: the audition, the rival team, the coach speech, the rift, the training montage, the big showcase. Minhaj and Venkataramanujam are writing their first feature and it shows. Dialogue is punched up like a sitcom cold open. Characters announce their own arcs out loud. A story built around two young women was drafted by two men who can't quite hear how they'd actually talk to each other. Roger Ebert flagged it, the Globe and Mail called it a barely-passing grade, and both were being polite. The rest of the team is a lineup of one-trait sketches waiting for their number.

Who It's For, Who'll Bounce

If Step Up, Bring It On, and Pitch Perfect are already in heavy rotation and you want a South-Asian-centered version with better cultural specificity than any of them, this is that. If you got through Netflix's YA factory (To All the Boys, Do Revenge) on vibes alone, you'll finish it. Anyone who wants a sports-comedy to surprise them once, or who quit checking out Netflix's competition-movie output years ago, will be gone by the coach-speech scene.

The Ruling

SLOP because the ambition is in the choreography and nowhere else. Khan and her dancers built a real showcase for a subculture that's never had a proper big-budget movie made about it, and then the script drops them into the most generic collegiate-competition frame Netflix owns. This isn't a Lecture Test failure. The film isn't preaching, it's just under-written. The themes it reaches for (diaspora identity, friendship strain, code-switching between family and campus) all arrive as dialogue instead of drama. Characters announce feelings, the movie cuts to a number, reset. Two first-time feature writers, an algorithm-friendly runtime, a beat sheet you can call from the trailer. Watch the routines on YouTube. Skip the movie.

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